I am better prepared for this Season of So You Think You Can Dance, and I’ll tell you why in three little words:
Mary. Murphy. Muffs.
They work wonders, from the screaming -to the laughing -to the Hot Tamale Trainin’ -to the bearing of her SYTYCD-imony in her western wear (last Thursday…she was killing me). The tricky part is knowing when to take them off. Sometimes you’ll think she’s done talking even though the camera is still on her, but don’t be fooled. Just because her mouth isn’t open, doesn’t mean she’s done. And c’mon they are cute and fluffy!
To muff or not to muff, that is the question.
I La-la-LOVE that show but I would love it that much more if she wasn’t on it. Tabitha should take her place. Fo shizzle.
Alright, I’m new to the show and I’m really enjoying it, but nobody warned me about Mary. There really is something about Mary, something very strange and annoying.
Love the muffs!
Love the picture/ love the muffs/ love the show/ love this post/ but HATE the mary murphy scream!!
Oh I need a pair! BAD! She goes a little crazy with that hot tamale train – and the screaming.
Love her – but like her better when I can’t HEAR her!
I hear you sister! She makes me grateful for the fast forward button on my TiVo.
this is hilarious.
i am definitely with you on the cowboy outfit — horrible.
very good! I love the show but I agree my daughter want hardly watch it because of Mary.
This.Is.Brilliant…
Maybe Justin would actually venture to the basement and dare to watch it with us!
That’s a GREAT idea! She driiiiiives me NUTS. She always re-emphasizes what she says. EX: You’re a great dancer. YES you are! That’s the best I’ve seen. YES it is! UGH.
That is one great pic! Love it!
I LOVE that show, but Mary is a bit fanatical sometimes. She kind of makes me laugh. Well, except for last week when she had her little crying meltdown. I mean, the kid was good, but I didn’t think it warranted tears.
LOL! great idea. best show ever!
Thanks for sharing your muff idea!!! I usually just leave the room – because she is out of control!
Did Avery graduate from Kindergarten yet?
Confession – she used to bug the hell outta me! And then, in some strange way, she grew on me and now I find her infectious and cheery and fun! I’m a sicko
I’ll take the muffs. I did love her “SYTYCD-imony” last week though. Hi-larious!
Sorry, I kind of like her screaming. You know who was alittle buggy though, Tice, who helped judge in Miami. Lovin SYTYCD!
oh, marymarymary.
we just watched her tonight, and i am always thinking that i wanna grab her lips and pull them down over her teeth a little when she smiles.
just saying.
ps did you see that new trailer of ‘glee’ during sytycd? i’ve been trying to find it and can’t
So true, friend. And can I add that you have such a great profile! Your next craft should be some silhouettes of yourself and your darling family.
Cannot STAND Mary Murphy!! And what’s up with female judges and their erratic aggression toward their male counterparts?? It’s so embarassing!
This was too funny! I so agree.
Muff, muff!!! I can’t stand that woman! I love that show, but honestly, she drives me crazy. I’m so bummed that she’s such a permanant fixture now. I liked her better as an occasional judge. she really thinks way too highly of herself. Her screaming is too much. And her clothes last week? Someone needs to tell her it isn’t becoming of a lady of her age to dress like a teenager.